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It feels foreign to write in here.

I thought maybe i should have a proper goodbye. But me and goodbye, well, it will just makes me come back more. But, the determination in me will stay for long. That, im sure. If i need to ramble, i might just use other avenue. So yes, ill say Goodbye to Blogger.. and Facebook.

To all:
Mug real hard and do this right. Barely 11 more weeks. 11 MORE Mondays, Tuesdays bladibla. There is still time. Dont waste it. Do it once. Do it right. Just start now. What do we have to lose right? May we come out from this as a survivor. [:

To friends:
I might.. Might just cancel all outings. Im so sorry. Bare with me for just 11 more weeks ok? After that, we will all go out and hang out like no tomorrow. ♥ Love you guys. I hope you guys can understand what i have to go through. May the sacrifice now i make, eventhough its very late, is worth it.

Explains why we women are so women.. Haha!

NICKNAMES

• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.