Girl: Do you think I’m pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way.
Girl: What would you choose, your life or mine?
Boy: My life
The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her, and tells her:

The reason you’re not pretty is cause you’re beautiful
The reason you never cross my mind is cause you’re always on my mind
The reason I don’t like you is cause I love you
The reason I don’t want you is cause I need you
The reason I won’t cry if you left is cause I’d die
The reason I won’t do anything for you is cause I’d do everything for you
The reason I’d chose my life is cause you are my life

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HAHA! DAMN FUNNY. HAHAHAHHA. Ok. The note is not funny. Really really. Omg. Studying has made me really not sane.

Today, sms convo with Nadiah clearly shows how mentally unsound i am. Haha! Apparently whatever i want to say and what i text is totally not the same. AHH!!